Бородатенько, но актуально

Обнаружил старую шутку:
This dive boat is going out to a dive site with a group of PADI and CMAS divers on board.
The boat starts to sink. The CMAS instructor looks at this and says "OK everybody, get your kit ready, might as well do a deep dive." And off they go.
The PADI instructor thinks for a moment and says "OK, everybody, we have a change of plan, please pay me $50 - we are now doing a wreck dive."
Этот бородатый анекдот имеет продолжение:
... And after thinking a bit: "And another $50 as a new wreck discovery fee"